My lump does not hurt. Is that reassuring?
No — and this is the most important answer here.
Testicular cancer is typically painless. Men assume something serious would hurt, so painless lumps get left for months.
Painless is the usual presentation, not a good sign.
Can you check it on a video call?
No — it needs examining by hand. That is the assessment, not a preliminary to it.
Contact your NHS GP today. It is free, the examination takes under a minute, and it leads straight to an ultrasound if needed.
I am too embarrassed. Any advice?
You can ask for a male GP, and you only need to say it is a personal matter when booking.
The examination is brief and entirely routine for the doctor. Weigh that minute against months of wondering — which is the actual comparison.
Most lumps are harmless though, aren't they?
Yes — cysts, varicoceles and hydroceles are all commoner.
Which is exactly why getting it checked usually ends well. The examination and ultrasound settle it quickly, and most men walk out reassured.
Would I lose a testicle?
If it is cancer, usually yes — and it is worth knowing what that actually means.
One remaining testicle normally maintains normal testosterone levels and fertility. A prosthesis can be fitted during the same operation if you want one.
Biopsy is avoided because it risks spreading the disease, which is why removal is how the diagnosis is confirmed.
Will it affect my fertility?
Often not — but sperm banking should be offered before treatment, and you should ask if it is not.
It is time-critical and occasionally overlooked in the speed of getting treatment started.
I was kicked there last month. Could that have caused it?
No — injury does not cause testicular cancer.
What often happens is that an injury makes you examine yourself and you find a lump that was already there. That is worth having checked regardless of the injury.
I had an undescended testicle as a child. Does that matter?
Yes — it is the strongest single risk factor, even if it was corrected surgically.
Tell any doctor assessing you, because it is frequently not in your current records and it changes how a lump is regarded.
How often should I check?
Roughly monthly, after a warm shower. It takes under a minute.
The aim is knowing your own normal, not becoming an expert — that is what makes a change obvious.
Sudden severe pain — is that cancer?
Almost certainly not, and it is more urgent than cancer.
Sudden severe testicular pain can be torsion, a surgical emergency where the testicle is only salvageable within a few hours. Go to A&E immediately rather than waiting for any appointment.