What should I send in advance, and when?
Send everything before the appointment — a PDF or a clear photograph is fine.
Make sure the reference ranges are visible. A number without its range cannot be interpreted, because laboratories use different units and different cut-offs.
Older results are genuinely valuable too, because a trend often says more than a single reading.
My results were all normal but I feel unwell. Is this worth booking?
Yes — it is the commonest reason people book it.
"Normal" means within a population range, not right for you. A ferritin of 18 is not flagged and frequently causes real symptoms.
And what was not tested matters as much as what was — fatigue panels without ferritin, and thyroid checks without antibodies, are both common.
Can you review results from another private provider?
Yes, and that is much of what this appointment is for.
NHS practices are not obliged to interpret private testing and many decline, which leaves people holding a report nobody will explain.
Can you review a scan report?
Yes. Radiology reports are written for clinicians and read far more alarmingly than they are meant to.
"Degenerative change" and "disc bulge" describe findings present in most people past middle age, and explaining that is frequently the whole value of the appointment.
Will you just tell me everything is fine?
Only if it is — and we will say plainly when it is not.
Where results are genuinely reassuring, the useful part is what to look at next: sleep, mood, medication, or a symptom that needs examining rather than testing.
I had a food intolerance test with lots of positives. Can you interpret it?
We can explain why it should not guide any decisions.
IgG food intolerance panels have no scientific validity — IgG to a food indicates that you eat it. They routinely produce long lists of positives and lead to unnecessary restriction.
Being told that clearly is worth more than another test.
Can you prescribe based on my results?
Sometimes — where the clinical picture supports it.
Not on a number alone, particularly for testosterone and thyroid medication. And never opioids or stimulants, which we do not prescribe remotely at all, and not benzodiazepines or z-drugs as an ongoing prescription.
Do you get my NHS record?
No — we see only what you send. Which is why sending everything, including older results, makes a real difference to how useful the appointment is.
What if something looks urgent?
We will tell you straight away and direct you to the right place, which may be your NHS GP or A&E.
The urgent pathways move faster than anything private, and we would rather send you there than keep the episode.
Should I just buy a bigger panel instead?
Usually not. People frequently pay for more markers when what they needed was someone to read the existing ones properly.
More tests generate more borderline results, and borderline results without interpretation are what brought most people to this page.