How do I know if this is an emergency?
Speed and severity. Sudden severe pain in one testicle — particularly with nausea or vomiting, or if it woke you — is torsion until proven otherwise, and needs A&E immediately. Pain that has come on gradually over a day or two with fever and urinary symptoms is more likely infection. If you are unsure, go. Nobody will think you overreacted, and the cost of waiting is losing a testicle.
I've found a lump. How worried should I be?
Get it checked promptly — and then, genuinely, try not to spend the wait catastrophising. Most testicular lumps are harmless, and even when it is cancer, testicular cancer is one of the most curable there is, with survival well above 95% caught early. The only part that consistently changes the outcome is delay, and that part is within your control.
Is it normal for one to hang lower than the other?
Yes, completely — usually the left, and one being slightly larger is normal too. The other thing men commonly find and worry about is the epididymis, a soft comma-shaped structure at the back and top of each testicle. It is meant to be there. What matters is a hard lump within the body of the testicle.
When should I examine myself?
Once a month, after a warm bath or shower when everything is relaxed — checking when cold makes normal anatomy feel abnormal and causes needless alarm. Roll each testicle gently between thumb and fingers and note any change in size, weight or firmness over time.
Can you tell me what it is over a video call?
Honestly, no. This is one of the areas where remote assessment genuinely cannot substitute for examination and a scan. What we can do is triage quickly and accurately, arrange an ultrasound and blood tests, and refer urgently where needed — and tell you plainly when you need to be in A&E rather than on a video call.
Will I still be able to have children with one testicle?
Usually, yes — most men have normal hormone levels, sex life and fertility with one remaining testicle. Sperm banking should still be offered before any treatment, and if it is not raised with you, ask. A prosthesis can also be fitted if you want one.
Could an injury have caused this?
Injury does not cause testicular cancer. What often happens is that an injury prompts a man to examine himself and find a lump that was already there — so the timing feels connected when it is not. Either way, a lump found after an injury still needs assessing.